Humour, Risqué

Horny Burglar

Burglar: entered bedroom, tied up husband and wife, kissed the wife’s ear and went to the bathroom..
Husband: “satisfy him or he will kill us, be strong. I love u
Wife: “he didn’t kiss me, he whispered in my ear that he is gay. He needs vaseline and I told him it’s in the bathroom. So be strong, I love u too…

Source: 9 to 5 thoughts

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