Humour

Sum of a Bitch!

Little Johnny doing math homework.

LJ: Saying to himself, “Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six, that son of a bitch is nine”

His mother heard, and gasped: “What are you doing?”

LJ: “I’m doing my math homework.

Mother: “And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?” the mother asked.

LJ: “Yes,”

Infuriated, she called LJ’s teacher the next day: “What are you teaching my son?”

Teacher: “Right now, we are learning addition.”

Mother: “And are you teaching
hem to say two plus two, that son of a bitch is four?”

After teacher stopped laughing, she answered: “What I taught them was, two plus two, the sum of which is four”

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