Little Johnny doing math homework.
LJ: Saying to himself, “Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six, that son of a bitch is nine”
His mother heard, and gasped: “What are you doing?”
LJ: “I’m doing my math homework.
Mother: “And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?” the mother asked.
Infuriated, she called LJ’s teacher the next day: “What are you teaching my son?”
Teacher: “Right now, we are learning addition.”
Mother: “And are you teaching
hem to say two plus two, that son of a bitch is four?”
After teacher stopped laughing, she answered: “What I taught them was, two plus two, the sum of which is four”