- Money cannot buy happiness but its more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.
- Forgive your enemy but remember the bastard’s name.
- Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they’re in trouble again.
- Many people are alive only because it’s illegal to shoot them.
- Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.
Source: 9 to 5 thoughts, attributed to the Duke
- Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway.
- Life is tough, but it’s tougher when you’re stupid.
- Talk low, talk slow, and don’t talk too much.
- Tomorrow hopes we have learned something from yesterday.
- If you’ve got them by the balls their hearts and minds will follow.
- If everything isn’t black and white, I say, “Why the hell not?