Humour, I kid you not..., Mental

Definative

WIFe Wife153: [pr./wife/] remarkably robust with an extremely high melting point [W74], primarily used in nutrition, turns violet in high heat [153]. very soft and has a lustrous appearance[Fe26]. Ineptocracy (in-ep-toc-ra-cy) – a new word A system of government where the least capable to lead are elected by the least capable of producing; and where… Continue reading Definative

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Humour, I kid you not...

Skid Control

When I was a teen, walloping through the woods on a big bore bike was fun. Drifting corners was fun too. Later, I played on skid pans and taught controlled skids for pea-gravel riders and drivers. Skid control was the hoots! (until ABS came along and made gravel driving downright dangerous) Now I'm retired, skid… Continue reading Skid Control

I kid you not..., Scams

Shaz-sham!

[2 Apr 19] Closer to home, we have news from Tim Clark (The West Australian) on a front page exclusive.. The US want his worldwide assets frozen for global misrepresentation. Wow, just, wow. I have little sympathy for greedy snouts foraging in the trough of get-rich-beyond-my-virtue, those who want to cash in on 'a good… Continue reading Shaz-sham!

Humour, I kid you not..., Mental

Eggsit

Such a good brexitplanation .. LEAVER: I want an omelette. REMAINER: Right. It’s just we haven’t got any eggs. LEAVER: Yes, we have. There they are. [HE POINTS AT A CAKE] REMAINER: They’re in the cake. LEAVER: Yes, get them out of the cake, please. REMAINER: But we voted in 1974 to put them into… Continue reading Eggsit