Source: Stool samples
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Source: Construction Fails
The following is a true statement: I + IX = X Like hell it is! It is, really. You're nuts! One plus nine IS NOT ten... What? It doesn't say that... Aaaarrrgh! Hey, what's wrong with you, why don't you get it? Oh, you're looking at it from over there. Here, why don't you come… Continue reading Shift a little, would you just?
I was in the bar yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to break wind. The music was really really loud, so I timed my flatulance to the beats. A few songs later and I was much relieved, but upon finishing my beer, I noticed l everyone staring at me. ...and then remenbered I… Continue reading Oh heavenly beats…
Video: Billy Connoly, eat yer heart out mon! No, it's not the Big Yin - of whom I have the utmost respect - but a lad with some great lines and an impressive delivery on what it's like to be a 14 year old. Had me in stitches...
Source: Good Ol Day's | Speeding offensive This has gotta become a classic!
Source: Futurism | Sneaky Bacteria Can Swap Genes, Making Them Immune to Antibiotics mcr-9 is highly mobile. Bacteria can swap genetic information into their DNA, and the readiness with which mcr-9 is transferable means that this antibiotic resistance could rapidly proliferate, rendering existing treatments all-but-useless.
Source: SBS News Excerpt: "... 47% now drink to get drunk ... Of these, 78% consider themselves a responsible drinker. About two-thirds of those who drink to get drunk at least twice a week or consume 11 or more standard drinks on a typical occasion also believe they're responsible." Australia has a drinking problem? Nah,… Continue reading Six million Aussies ‘drink to get drunk’
Got a low-altitude Columbia Natural (red currant, honey, raisin & cocoa) from Subi today after a lamb rogan Josh at Chutney Mary's (ohhhhhh heaven!). Just $10 too. Oh, haha, on the way in I got attacked by a drunk bull of a man. It was hilarious. As I was passing an alfresco table this stocky… Continue reading Weird day..
Source: ABC News | What makes a specialty coffee taste good? The science behind your morning cuppa "[Did you know that the] little valve in a packet of coffee beans isn't there so you can sniff them - although that's a nice bonus. It's there to allow carbon dioxide, produced by the beans in the… Continue reading Honey-processed, first crack bourbon coffee beans…