A PLANE IS ON ITS WAY TO TORONTO , WHEN A BLONDE IN ECONOMY CLASS GETS UP AND MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS SECTION AND SITS DOWN. THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS AND ASKS TO SEE HER TICKET. SHE THEN TELLS THE BLONDE THAT SHE PAID FOR ECONOMY CLASS AND THAT SHE WILL… Continue reading Another blond joke..
I believe depression is legitimate. But I also believe that if you don't; exercise, eat nutritious food, get sunlight, get enough sleep, consume positive material, surround yourself with support, then you aren't giving yourself a fighting chance." -Jim Carrey
[Video] The Suburban Afra
[Video] Tom Hanks in fine form...
The following is a true statement: I + IX = X Like hell it is! It is, really. You're nuts! One plus nine IS NOT ten... What? It doesn't say that... Aaaarrrgh! Hey, what's wrong with you, why don't you get it? Oh, you're looking at it from over there. Here, why don't you come… Continue reading Shift a little, would you just?
I heard about absolute zero, so went looking for it. I discovered two absolutes, so sorry, no zero absolutes, celciously, Kelvin I did find an absolute, Dick. But I'm unsure of the pun-k-tuation... Or is this absolute wasted?
Got a low-altitude Columbia Natural (red currant, honey, raisin & cocoa) from Subi today after a lamb rogan Josh at Chutney Mary's (ohhhhhh heaven!). Just $10 too. Oh, haha, on the way in I got attacked by a drunk bull of a man. It was hilarious. As I was passing an alfresco table this stocky… Continue reading Weird day..
If you quit Facebook, does this mean you're 'off your face'? (yes, groan)
A bunch of twisted terms and humorous situations.
Sauce: 9 to 5