[Video] Tom Hanks in fine form...
The following is a true statement: I + IX = X Like hell it is! It is, really. You're nuts! One plus nine IS NOT ten... What? It doesn't say that... Aaaarrrgh! Hey, what's wrong with you, why don't you get it? Oh, you're looking at it from over there. Here, why don't you come… Continue reading Shift a little, would you just?
I heard about absolute zero, so went looking for it. I discovered two absolutes, so sorry, no zero absolutes, celciously, Kelvin I did find an absolute, Dick. But I'm unsure of the pun-k-tuation... Or is this absolute wasted?
Got a low-altitude Columbia Natural (red currant, honey, raisin & cocoa) from Subi today after a lamb rogan Josh at Chutney Mary's (ohhhhhh heaven!). Just $10 too. Oh, haha, on the way in I got attacked by a drunk bull of a man. It was hilarious. As I was passing an alfresco table this stocky… Continue reading Weird day..
If you quit Facebook, does this mean you're 'off your face'? (yes, groan)
A bunch of twisted terms and humorous situations.
Sauce: 9 to 5
Traditional Capitalism You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income. American Capitalism You have two cows. You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank,… Continue reading Bull!
Source: Facebook | Trunk Monkey #3 [20 Mar 19] Update: The full series of 20, available here!
Money cannot buy happiness but its more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle. Forgive your enemy but remember the bastard's name. Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they're in trouble again. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them. Alcohol does… Continue reading Duking it out..
Such a good brexitplanation .. LEAVER: I want an omelette. REMAINER: Right. It’s just we haven’t got any eggs. LEAVER: Yes, we have. There they are. [HE POINTS AT A CAKE] REMAINER: They’re in the cake. LEAVER: Yes, get them out of the cake, please. REMAINER: But we voted in 1974 to put them into… Continue reading Eggsit