Humour, I kid you not..., Mental


WIFe Wife153: [pr./wife/] remarkably robust with an extremely high melting point [W74], primarily used in nutrition, turns violet in high heat [153]. very soft and has a lustrous appearance[Fe26]. Ineptocracy (in-ep-toc-ra-cy) – a new word A system of government where the least capable to lead are elected by the least capable of producing; and where… Continue reading Definative

Confrontational, Mental, Sayings, WizDom

Duking it out..

Money cannot buy happiness but its more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle. Forgive your enemy but remember the bastard's name. Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they're in trouble again. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them. Alcohol does… Continue reading Duking it out..

Humour, I kid you not..., Mental


Such a good brexitplanation .. LEAVER: I want an omelette. REMAINER: Right. It’s just we haven’t got any eggs. LEAVER: Yes, we have. There they are. [HE POINTS AT A CAKE] REMAINER: They’re in the cake. LEAVER: Yes, get them out of the cake, please. REMAINER: But we voted in 1974 to put them into… Continue reading Eggsit