About that..., Communication, Confrontational, I kid you not..., Mental, WizDom

Shift a little, would you just?

The following is a true statement: I + IX = X Like hell it is! It is, really. You're nuts! One plus nine IS NOT ten... What? It doesn't say that... Aaaarrrgh! Hey, what's wrong with you, why don't you get it? Oh, you're looking at it from over there. Here, why don't you come… Continue reading Shift a little, would you just?

Be Safe, I kid you not..., Internet Security, Mental, Non-sequiteur

Weird day..

Got a low-altitude Columbia Natural (red currant, honey, raisin & cocoa) from Subi today after a lamb rogan Josh at Chutney Mary's (ohhhhhh heaven!). Just $10 too. Oh, haha, on the way in I got attacked by a drunk bull of a man. It was hilarious. As I was passing an alfresco table this stocky… Continue reading Weird day..

Confrontational, Mental, Sayings, WizDom

Duking it out..

Money cannot buy happiness but its more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle. Forgive your enemy but remember the bastard's name. Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they're in trouble again. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them. Alcohol does… Continue reading Duking it out..

Humour, I kid you not..., Mental

Eggsit

Such a good brexitplanation .. LEAVER: I want an omelette. REMAINER: Right. It’s just we haven’t got any eggs. LEAVER: Yes, we have. There they are. [HE POINTS AT A CAKE] REMAINER: They’re in the cake. LEAVER: Yes, get them out of the cake, please. REMAINER: But we voted in 1974 to put them into… Continue reading Eggsit