Humour, Risqué

Rhymes, revisited

Source: 9 to 5 | NURSERY RHYMES UPDATED FOR THE 21st CENTURY Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall The structure of the wall was incorrect So he won ten grand with Claims Direct. It's raining, it's pouring Of course its global warming. Jack and Jill went into town To… Continue reading Rhymes, revisited

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Humour, Risqué

Breasts!

A family is sitting around the dinner table. The son asks his father, “Dad, how many kinds of breasts are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a women’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still… Continue reading Breasts!