A family is sitting around the dinner table. The son asks his father, “Dad, how many kinds of breasts are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a women’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still… Continue reading Breasts!
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GoT will never be the same..
Here's an update for men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?": Why are 80% of women now against marriage? Because they know it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.. No pigs were offended in the making of this post
Burglar: entered bedroom, tied up husband and wife, kissed the wife's ear and went to the bathroom.. Husband: "satisfy him or he will kill us, be strong. I love u" Wife: "he didn't kiss me, he whispered in my ear that he is gay. He needs vaseline and I told him it's in the bathroom.… Continue reading Horny Burglar