I'm presently considering the present context of presenting the present as a present and the mindfulness of that present presently presented, that is, being in the present whilst the present is presently presented to those present...
Source: Facebook | Laugh of the day A man brought a very sick dog into the veterinary clinic. As he lay the dog on the table, the doctor pulled out his stethoscope, placing the receptor on the dog's chest. After a moment or two,the vet shook his head sadly and said, "I'm sorry, but your… Continue reading Oh, you gotta read this one, best yoke of the year, I reckon…
Source: BBC2 | The Jeremy Vine Show | Stephen Fry
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Source: Sexualisation of video game characters This old saw... Sex sells, right? Always has, always will. The example is this post is apparently someone's wet dream - the artist either needs spanking or should give up his day job though. Studies now show that violent movies don't turn normal people violent and thus reasonable to… Continue reading Messed up
Source: Something about Bernie In my experience as a "northerner" white male who has lived south of the Ohio River and in the deep South of South Carolina and central Florida. I can tell you that in my experience, when a "southern white male" has called me "son" it was not because he saw himself… Continue reading Well said…
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The following is a true statement: I + IX = X Like hell it is! It is, really. You're nuts! One plus nine IS NOT ten... What? It doesn't say that... Aaaarrrgh! Hey, what's wrong with you, why don't you get it? Oh, you're looking at it from over there. Here, why don't you come… Continue reading Shift a little, would you just?
Canadian Irshad Manji, author of Don’t Label Me: An Incredible Conversation for Divided Times, thinks it’s time we stopped taking offence. Speaking to TIME at New York’s Tenement Museum, she argued that when we allow ourselves to take offense, we miss out on learning from differing views. “Giving offense is the price of diversity, not… Continue reading How offensive?
"Christianity and Islam teach us there is only one God. At a recent community meeting to improve communication between Christians and Muslims, it was stated by a member of the audience that since both religions believe in Jesus, we all share the same God…" Source: Jazzdat | REFLECTIONS - A Spiritual Journey| [REBLOG] CHRISTIAN AND… Continue reading [REBLOG, REBLOG] CHRISTIAN AND ISLAMIC JESUS: NOT THE SAME — Cristian Mihai – WadMabbit
Source: Must Be South Auckland | (Video) | When you're brown and gotta use your "white voice"... LOL
A boy in a bus was eating chocolate when a man next to him said "Do you know that will damage your teeth?" Boy: "my grandfather lived 132 years" Man: "was it because of eating chocolate?" Boy: "No, he was always minding his own business".
From Facebook. Dear Wife, I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell. ... Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today… Continue reading Best divorce letter ever!
A bunch of twisted terms and humorous situations.